“My ex liked to go down on me when I was in the kitchen cooking. As our relationship continued, he would continue to do it when I was in the kitchen but never anywhere else. Turns out, he was trying to psychologically condition me to really want to cook all the time. Fucker.”

— Rough Love: He’s An Asshole, but Maybe Also A Genius (via collegehumor)

(via collegehumor)

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